Funny Shayari

Main tumhare liye sab kuchh karta,
magar mujhe kuchh Kaam tha..
Main tumhare liye sab kuchh karta,
magar mujhe kuchh Kaam tha..
Main tumhare liye Doob ke Marta,
magar mujhe Jukhaam tha....


ek ladki thi diwani si,
cell phone leke ghumaa karti thi,
najare utha ke, chilla chilla ke,
phone pe baatein kiya karti thi,
chori chori, chupke chupke
sabko SMS bheja karti thi
kuch kehna shayad usko,
par mere siva sabse darti thi,
jab bhi milti thi mujse,
mujse puchha karti thi,
ye OFF kaise hota hai,
ye cell phone OFF kaise hota hai,
aur mein, bas yaki kehta thaa,
bhigoya, dhoya aur bas ho gayaa


Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi


mahlo me tum ho toh sadak par hum bhi nahi
bewafa tum ho toh wafadar hum bhi nahi
pyaar karke kahte ho ki SHADISHUDA ho!!!
kaan kholke sun lo...KUWARE hum bhi nahi


Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!


teri ye julfe jaise ghana andhera
teri ye julfe jaise ghana andhera
teri ye julfe jaise ghana andhera
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ho jao taklli kar do sawera.


Ishq ne nanga kar diya Ghalib...
Ishq ne nanga kar diya Ghalib..
Ishq ne nanga kar diya Ghalib...
Ishq ne nanga kar diya Ghalib...

...warna kabhi apni bhi kapde ki dukaan hua karti thi ;-



Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo hame Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain



boy: your father is a terrorist.
girl: what?
boy: because you are a bomb.



AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO,
MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO,
DIL KEHTA HAI LE JAAUN TUMHEN DINNER PE,
PAR SUNA HAI TUM KHAATI BAHUT HO!



shaadi se pehle, before first meeting...

aaj unse pehli mulaqat hogi,
fir aamne samne baat hogi,
fir hogaa kyaa,
kya pata, kya khabar

shaadi ke baad...

kab unse aakhari mulaqat hogi,
jab amne samne fight hogi,
ye hogaa kab,
kya pata kya khabar.



Yuon jazb kerliya hai tujhey roh mein ke ab
Aae dost tujhe ko paane ki hasrat nahi rahi

Tujhe ko paane ki tamanna to mita di mein ne
Dil se laiken tere deedar ki hasrat na gaye

Hasrat mein agaya hoon chaman mein yeh soch ker
Shayad yahan khuloos ki koi kali mile yaaro

Woh khushiyan,woh tabassum woh kehkahe na rahe
Har aik cheez ko hasrat se dekhti ho tum

Sab ke dilon mein hasraton ke rang to maujood hain
Aae khelen hum tum holi aik bana ke daira janam

Nakaam hasraton ke siwa kuch nahi raha
Duniya mein abb dukhon ke siwa kuch nahi raha

Pyar

Duaon Ka asar kuch iss tarah se hota hai,
Jise chahte hai hum wo humare kareeb hota hai,
Kisi ko mil jati hai khushiya sare jahan ki ek pal me,

To kisi ko nahi milti adad ek hansi to ye uska naseeb hota hai..

kismat pe ab koun yakin karta hai,
Duaon pe ab koun yakin karta hai,
Jab mere ashkon ne hi chor dia aankho ka sath,
To iss dil pe ab koun yakin karta hai...  

Wo nahi rahe ab humare shayad koi aur ab unka pyara hoga,
Zindagi k safar me ab koi aur unka sahara hoga,
Humara kya hai hum to yun bhi akele hi the pehle,
Bas ab aagey ki zindagi me unki yaado ka sahara hoga...

Hua sabera to malum chala ki wo khwab tha,
Kisi haseen k hath me mera hath tha,
Jab chaha usay le jana sath me apne,
To pata chala ki wo kisi khubsurat baagh ka nazuk gulab tha.

EK baar meri aankho ne mujhse puchha,
Ki tum kyu unhe dekh kar nazrein hata lete ho,
Ki jise tum har waqt socha karte ho ,
Kyu us say mil kar bhi anjaan bane rehte ho,

Maine jawab kuch yu diya,
Main darta hun kahin unki aankho me dekhunga to sab
kuch bhul baithunga,

Unse gar mil gaya to unme kho jaunga jab
wo mujhse alag honge to main khud se ruth bithunga,
Isiliye main chup hun ki na humari baat ho,
Aur jo ho bhi jaye baat to fir na mulaqat ho... 

Nazron me unki hume khuda nazar aa gaya,
Mere tan-man ko jo apne pyar se bhiga gaya,
Chaht to thi ki umra bhar unhe niharta rahun,
Na jane kyu unhe koi aur hi pasand aa gaya..

Maine to bas unhe samajhane ki koshish ki thi,
Ki is duniya me kisi ki hasti baki nahi rehti,
Pal Pal jo ye saans humara sath deti hai,
Aakhri samay ye bhi pass nahi rehti...

Mere mehbub ko mujhse pyar ki inayat nahi thi,
Fir bhi hume unse koi shikayat nahi thi,
Baat bas khatm waha par ho gayi,
Unhe apni jhuthi shaan se tha matlab,
Aur hume ye baat pasand nahi thi... 

Usay Dekhe Bhi Ek Zamana Ho Gaya,
Dil Se Kehna Ab Usay Satana Ho Gaya,
Bahut Manaya Usay Par Wo Maane Nahi,
Kehte Hain Ye Aashiq Ab Bahut Purana Ho Gaya

 Wo baat kya karu..jiski khabar hi na ho...
Wo duwa hi kya ..jisme asar hi na ho...
Kaise keh du aapko lagjaye meri umar...
kya pata agale pal meri umar hi na ho.

jab ek-ek phool uda le gayi hawa
uss din bahaar ko mere ghar ka pata chala
aur utha le chale jab hume chaar log
uss din mere yar ko mere pyaar ka pata chala.

Gazab kiya tere wade pe aitbar kiya..
tamam raat kayamat ka intejar kiya
wada karake our bhi aafat me dala aapane..
jindagi mushkil thi, aab marana bhi mushkil ho gaya.

Wo Kehte Hain Ki Abhi Humne Unka Rang Dekha Hi Kahan Hai Pura,
Hum Kehte Hai Zarurat Hi Nahi Ab Koi Aur Rang Dekhne Ki Kyu Ki
Jab Ek Mohabbat Ka Rang Hi Reh Gaya Adhura..

Jab Khaali Raho Toh Yaad Kar Lena,
Jab Dil Na Lage Toh Yaad Kar Lena,
Jab Kisi Mod Pe Bhatak Jao Kahin,
Koi Hai Tumhare Sath Usay Yaad Kar Lena,

Tanha Na Rehna Kabhi Wada Karo,
Jab Koi Sataye Toh Yaad Kar Lena,
Koi Rishta Na Rakho Humse Lekin,
Dil Ka Rishta Samajh K Yaad Kar Lena,
Waqt Ki Kami Rehti Hai Jaante Hai Hum,
Lekin Kabhi Waqt Nikaal Kar Hume Yaad Kar Lena..

Shikwe bhi hazaron hain shikayat bhi bohat hain,
Is dil ko magar us se mohabbat bhi bohat hai.

Aa jata hai milne wo tasavvur mein hamare,
Ek shakhs ki itni si inayat bhi bohat hai.

Yeh bhi hai tamanna k usey dil sey bhola dein,
Is dil ko magar uski zaroorat bhi bohat hai.

Dekhein tou zara pee ke hun zehr-e-mohabbat,
Sunte hain k is zehr mein lazzat bhi bohat hai. 

mohabbat ka asar kuch esa hua
meri jaan bun gae tum
khuda se kuch bhi na manga
fir bhi meri dua bun gae tum
dil ke kareeb nahi
dil bun gae tum
sajda kabhi kiya nahi
sir jiske aage jhuka wo jahaan bun gae tum

NSPIRATIONAL SHAYARI!

Taalim nahi di jaati parindo ko udaano ki,

voh to khud hi samajh jaate hain oonchai aasmano ki

Jindagi ki aasli udaan abhi baaki hai
Jindagi ke kai imptehann abhi baaki hai
Abhi to naapi hai mutthi bhar jamin humne
Abhi to pura aasman baaki hai..

HOKE MAAYUS NA YU SHAAM KI TARAH DHALTE RAHIYE
JINDGI EK BHOR HAI SURAJ KI TARAH NIKALTE RAHIYE
THEROGE EK PAAV PAR TO THAK JAOGE
DHEERE DHEERE HI SAHI MAGAR RAAH PAR CHALTE RAHIYE


KAUN KEHTA HAI KI ASMAAN KE TAARE NAHI TOOT SAKTE
ZARA PATTHAR TOH TABIYAT SE UCHALOO YAROON

mushkilen dil ke irade aajmati hain
swapn ke parde nigahon se hatati hain
hausla mat har too girkar musafir
kyunki thyokren insaan ko chalna sikhati hain. 

Dukh-sukh ki dhoop-chaanv se aage nikal gaye
Hum qwaaishon ke gaanv se aage nikal gaye
Toofaan samajhta tha ke hum doob jaaenge
Aandhi mein hum hawaaon se aage nikal gaye

लहरों से डर कर नौका पार नहीं होती,
कोशिश करने वालों की कभी हार नहीं होती.

नन्हीं चींटी जब दाना लेकर चलती है,
चढ़ती दीवारों पर, सौ बार फिसलती है.
मन का विश्वास रगों में साहस भरता है,
चढ़कर गिरना, गिरकर चढ़ना न अखरता है.
आख़िर उसकी मेहनत बेकार नहीं होती,
कोशिश करने वालों की कभी हार नहीं होती.

डुबकियां सिंधु में गोताखोर लगाता है,
जा जा कर खाली हाथ लौटकर आता है.
मिलते नहीं सहज ही मोती गहरे पानी में,
बढ़ता दुगना उत्साह इसी हैरानी में.
मुट्ठी उसकी खाली हर बार नहीं होती,
कोशिश करने वालों की कभी हार नहीं होती.

असफलता एक चुनौती है, इसे स्वीकार करो,
क्या कमी रह गई, देखो और सुधार करो.


जब तक न सफल हो, नींद चैन को त्यागो तुम,
संघर्श का मैदान छोड़ कर मत भागो तुम.
कुछ किये बिना ही जय जय कार नहीं होती,
कोशिश करने वालों की कभी हार नहीं होती

Toofan ki kami nahi jeevan main
ladte huye safar karna hoga
jo milenge zakhm safar-e-raho main
unhe hi zindagi ka tazurba kehna hoga
lakh zakhm khane par bhi
har zakhm naya hoga
tazurba kitna hi kyun na ho
har safar naya hoga."

Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi.

Parindon ko milegi manzil ek din,
ye faile hue unke par bolte hai.................
wohi log rehte hai khamosh aksar,
zamane mein jinke hunar bolte hai


gammo ki baraat hamare hi hisse aa gayi,
ashko ki barsaat hamare hi hisse aa gyi,
milli thi jab khushian dono ko to kyun dard ki saugaat hamare hi hisse aa gai
unhe to mil gya jahaan sara kyun ruthi hui
kaynaat hamare hi hisse aa gyi


mat pooch mare sabrr ke imteha kaha tak hai
tu sitam kar le tare takat jaha tak hai
wafa ke ummid jinhe hogi unhe hogi
hame to dekhna hai tu zalim kaha tak hai


tume chup rah k sitam aur bhi dhaaya mujh par,
tum se acchhe hain mere haal pe hansne waale
main toh ikhlaak k haatho he bika karta hu,
aur honge tere bajaar mein bikne waale


suraaj , chaand sitare mere saath me rahe,
jab tak tumahara haath mere haath me rahe,
saankho se toot ke gir jaye wo patte nai hai hum,
aandhiyon se keh do aukaat me rahe!!!!!!!!!!!!

kalam sacchi sayaahi chahta hai,
aadmi ek acchi zindagani chahta hai,
fakiri me uska janm hua hai,
phir bhi wo baadshahi chahta hai,
aur mere lab pe dua hai jiske liye ,
wohi meri tabahi chahta hai!!!!!

aankhon mein manzilein thi.........
gire aur sambhalte rahe..........
aandhiyon mein kya dum tha..........
chiraag hawa mein bhi jalte rahe.