Funny Shayari

Main tumhare liye sab kuchh karta,
magar mujhe kuchh Kaam tha..
Main tumhare liye sab kuchh karta,
magar mujhe kuchh Kaam tha..
Main tumhare liye Doob ke Marta,
magar mujhe Jukhaam tha....


ek ladki thi diwani si,
cell phone leke ghumaa karti thi,
najare utha ke, chilla chilla ke,
phone pe baatein kiya karti thi,
chori chori, chupke chupke
sabko SMS bheja karti thi
kuch kehna shayad usko,
par mere siva sabse darti thi,
jab bhi milti thi mujse,
mujse puchha karti thi,
ye OFF kaise hota hai,
ye cell phone OFF kaise hota hai,
aur mein, bas yaki kehta thaa,
bhigoya, dhoya aur bas ho gayaa


Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi


mahlo me tum ho toh sadak par hum bhi nahi
bewafa tum ho toh wafadar hum bhi nahi
pyaar karke kahte ho ki SHADISHUDA ho!!!
kaan kholke sun lo...KUWARE hum bhi nahi


Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!


teri ye julfe jaise ghana andhera
teri ye julfe jaise ghana andhera
teri ye julfe jaise ghana andhera
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..
...
....
ho jao taklli kar do sawera.


Ishq ne nanga kar diya Ghalib...
Ishq ne nanga kar diya Ghalib..
Ishq ne nanga kar diya Ghalib...
Ishq ne nanga kar diya Ghalib...

...warna kabhi apni bhi kapde ki dukaan hua karti thi ;-



Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo hame Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain



boy: your father is a terrorist.
girl: what?
boy: because you are a bomb.



AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO,
MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO,
DIL KEHTA HAI LE JAAUN TUMHEN DINNER PE,
PAR SUNA HAI TUM KHAATI BAHUT HO!



shaadi se pehle, before first meeting...

aaj unse pehli mulaqat hogi,
fir aamne samne baat hogi,
fir hogaa kyaa,
kya pata, kya khabar

shaadi ke baad...

kab unse aakhari mulaqat hogi,
jab amne samne fight hogi,
ye hogaa kab,
kya pata kya khabar.



Yuon jazb kerliya hai tujhey roh mein ke ab
Aae dost tujhe ko paane ki hasrat nahi rahi

Tujhe ko paane ki tamanna to mita di mein ne
Dil se laiken tere deedar ki hasrat na gaye

Hasrat mein agaya hoon chaman mein yeh soch ker
Shayad yahan khuloos ki koi kali mile yaaro

Woh khushiyan,woh tabassum woh kehkahe na rahe
Har aik cheez ko hasrat se dekhti ho tum

Sab ke dilon mein hasraton ke rang to maujood hain
Aae khelen hum tum holi aik bana ke daira janam

Nakaam hasraton ke siwa kuch nahi raha
Duniya mein abb dukhon ke siwa kuch nahi raha

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